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Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms 2018 (Facebook & Whatsapp)

To find something funny for Eid Festival was not an easy job unless you spent much time on the internet but now you can find here your favorite stuff for the greatest festival of the Muslims.

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Many people search for Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms to celebrate Eid in a funny way. They waste their time on internet but can’t find any funny sms and at the end they became angry for wasting their time. Now you don’t have to be worry about this because I am writing Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms for you with images. I am posting a huge list of funny collections in Urdu, English and Hindi which you can use according to your need.

Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms in English

  • “Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all, Eid ul fitr Mubarak”
  • “Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.’ Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? Doctor: “Nine.”

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  • “A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train. The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
  • “Ali, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Hamza.”
  •  “My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.”
  • “Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?” Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym. eid ul fitr funny sms”
  • “What’s The Difference Between People, Who Pray In Temple And People Who Pray In A Casino? Those In Casino Are More Serious.”
  • “Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion, Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said” Student: “Same Here, Mam,Eid Mubarak”

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  • “Wife: “I Wish, I Was A Newspaper, So I Would Be In Your Hands All-Day” Husband: “I Too Wish, That You Were A Newspapers, So I Could Have A New One everyday”
  • “One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer, Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?” Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And Death” Officer: “What Do You Mean” Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House And I Have To Go To Her” Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter” Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First”
  • “A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident, The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe, Policemen Arrives, Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car, Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off, Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.”

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 Quotes

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 Status

  • “Dress Code For A Party Is “Black Ties Only“. Santa Goes For The Party & Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also”
  • “A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of santa. Can You Imagine What Happened? Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
  • “In A Routine Checkup, Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times, Engineer: “Ok” Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now? Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe”
  • “Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over, 2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You, Eid Mubarak”
  • “A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone? Nurse: “Why?” Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address”

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 Jokes

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 SMS

  • “Fact Of Girl And Boy: Every Girl Wants A Bad Boy Who Will Be Good Just For Her, And Every Boy Wants A Good Girl Who Will Be Bad Just For Him”
  • “Girls Are Never Wrong, Just Sometimes Confused, Rude, Stubborn, Senseless Emotional, Unchangeable, Crazy, Stupid N Even Mad. But Never Wrong”
  • “A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book, He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her. Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?” Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor” Eid Mubarak

Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms in Urdu

  • “Ya Allah Paak..! Hamen Logon Me Aasaniyan, Taqseem Kerny Ka Sharf Bakhsh De, Aameen, Eid Mubarak”
  • “Shadi Se Pehly Admi Maa k Hath K, Paky Gosht Me Bhi Keery Nikalta Ha, Magar Shadi K Baad To, BIVI K Hath K Paky “Teenday” Bhi Akhlaaq Se Khany Party Hen”
  • “A Sardar Ji Was Walking With His Sister, Someone Told Him: Sardar Ji Tuwadi Behan Bohat Sohni Ay, Sardar Ji: Aaho’ Per Saade Kis Kam Di.”
  • “Santa Asked Sardarji: Why Manmohan, Singh Goes Walking at Evening Not In The Morning??Sardarji: “Arey Bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”
  • “3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls..1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu,2nd Boy: Me Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer, 3rd Was Sardar: “Tu Meri Zara Me Tera Veer”
  • “Pappu: Me Kal Mushaery me Gaya to Logon ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Diya.Dost: Wo Q? Pappu: Shaer ka Naam Hayat Tha, Aur Me Usy Daad de Raha Tha;”WA HAYAT””Waheyat””Waheyat”

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 Wishes

@Eid ul Fitr 2018 Greetings

  • “Teacher: Translate into English..”Me Pur-Umeed Hun” Pappu: “I Am Pregnant”
  • “Santa: Yaar Tum Her Waqt Sugar Kyun Khaty Rehty Ho, Banta: “Meri Teacher Kehti Hen k Aapki Shakal Jesi Bhi Ho, Zuban Hamesha Meethi Honi Chahiye”
  • “Agar Dunya Me Zyada Kaam Kerny Se Qadar Hoti, To GADHA Sab Se Zyada Izzat-dar Hota.. 😉 Dedicated To All My Hardworking Friends”
  • “Kiya Aap Ny Suna Hai..? BBC Per..?CNN Per..?Bol Per..?Aajtak Per..?Nahi Suna..?Acha FM 100 Per To Suna Hi Hoga..?Agar phir bhi Nahi Suna to Ab Sun Lo..Hamarai Taraf Se Aapko Bohat Sari, EiD MubaraK”

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  • “Me: I Love U. Do U Love Me??She: No, Me: Acha Apna Nahi To Is Eid Per Apny Bakray Ka Dil Hi De Do..She: :-0”
  • “Mere Honto Pe Ungliyan Rakh Ker Wo Apni,,Meri Plate Se Sari Botiyan Kha Gaya..”
  • “Darr K Aagay Jeet Hai..Theek 2 Din K Baad Choti Eid Hai.”
  • “EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai, Mobile Main Aanay ki…Sorry..Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte, AnyWayz, EiD MubArAk”
  • “EID Ki Sivayyan Zara Sambhal Ker Khana..Khaty Khaty Kahin Foot Ball Na Ban Jana. Eid Mubarak”
  • “Tamatar K Ras Ko Juice Kehty Hen..Jo Eid Per Eidi Na De Isay Kanjoos Kehty Hen.”
  • “Haar Bhi Doon Gi..Baliyan Bhi Doon Gi..Agar Eid Per Ghar Na Aai,,To Aye Dost Tujhy Galiyan Bhi Doon Gi.”
  • “Meri Aarzuon Ki Tamheed Tum Ho..Mera Chand Tum Ho Meri EID Tum Ho..Eid Mubarak”
  • “Ye EID To Phir Se Loat Aai Hai..Jo Bichray Hen Jany Wo Kab Loten Gy”

Eid ul Fitr Funny Sms in Hindi

  • “Joon Joon EID K Lamhy Guzarty Ja Rahy Hen,,Eidi Na Deny Waly Dil Se Utarty Ja Rahy Hen..3rd Day Of EID Mubarak.”
  • “Agar Tere Waday Sachay Hoty..Wah Wah..Agar Tere Waday Sachay Hoty..Is Eid Per Hamary Bhi 2 Bachay Hoty..Eid Mubarak..”
  • “Suna Hai Phir EID Ho Gi..Kisi Ko Intzar Aur Kisi Ki Deed Hogi..Eid Mubarak”
  • “Chaand K Paas Bhi Manany Ko,Ab Koi Naveed Kiya Hogi..Gul Na Hoga To Jashn-e-Khushbu Kiya,,Tum Na Hogy To EID Kiya Hogi..2nd Day Of EID Mubarak..”

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  • “Shayad Aap Aayen Hum Ny Isi Intzar Me,,Ab K Baras Bhi EID Tanha Guzaar Di..2nd Day Of EID Mubarak..”
  • “Kabhi To Bulao Aftari Kerwany Apny Deedar Ki..Bohat Dino Se Teri Yadon Ka Roza Rakha Hua Hai..Happy EID Mubarak In Advance.(eid ul fitr funny sms)”
  • “Ye Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai,,Khud Hi EID K Kapray Khareedo,Aur Khud Hi Pehan Lo, Kash Koi Susral Hota, Koi EIDI Hoti..Ek Musalsal Kunwaray Ki Dukh Bhari Feryad..”
  • “Dabbay Me Dabba, Dabbay Me Injection..EID Waly Din Dekhna Meri Saheli K Action”
  • “Koshish Karen K, Chand Raat Ko Larkiyon Ko Na Cherren,,Un K Hath Per Geeli Mehndi Lagi Hoti Hai, Thappar Maar Diya To Poori EID Munh Per Design Bana Rahy Ga”
  • “Eid-ul-Fitar ki Namaz k Waqt Molvi Pathan Se:”Khan Saab Fitrana ada nhi krna?”Pathan: Oye Khocha, Hum ne to Fitrana Aur Zakat 14 August pr he De diya tha”

You can use these funny sms by sending it to your family, friends and relatives. The other way is you can set these sms on your social profiles like Google+, Facebook and whatsapp.

Enjoy this cute and latest collection of eid ul fitr funny sms by sending them to your loved once and make your Eid special and full of joy. Just you have to do is copy them and paste them anywhere you want.

Without this kind of stuff, the Eid celebrations would be half. Therefore I wrote this kind of stuff here just visit this site and celebrate Eid ul Fitr 2018.

Updated: February 15, 2018 — 10:34 pm

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